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stardusted:

notesofanativesister:

honeymanifesto:

theskepticdervish:

What Kind of Asian Are You

My aunt posted this on facebook. Fuckin died almost

WHY IS THIS NOT VIRAL YET?

O.M.G.

OMGGGG. Watch this. 

Necessary viewing. 

 I LOVE THIS

(via someguysatacrimescene)

ihavewaytoomanyfeels:

I don’t even have a sense of humor anymore it’s literally just sarcasm and general loathing for the majority of the human population. 

(Source: acklesalecki, via someguysatacrimescene)

Exclamation: Tumblr. + Yahoo! = !!

yahoo:

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I’m delighted to announce that we’ve reached an agreement to acquire Tumblr!

We promise not to screw it up. Tumblr is incredibly special and has a great thing going. We will operate Tumblr independently. David Karp will remain CEO. The product roadmap, their team, their wit and…

scootaloo-pootaloo:

scottishtempertantrum:

her little face jkhgkfyfh j

One good thing about this movie: he could have said “no, shooting arrows is not for little girls” but instead he said “no, shooting with that big bow is not for little girls. use this small one.” i think that’s fantastic.

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merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

sleepygeek:

brucewaynesharemofdamagedboys:

arthur-christmas-claus:

meowdk:

Over forty years later:

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WOAH!

((I will never not reblog this.))

HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT. 

Are you fuCKING KIDDING ME

I will never understand why tumblr users seem to believe everything that comes up on their dash

(Source: iwantcupcakes)

Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.